i would call off my wedding 5 minutes before it started if i found out my fiancé said jif instead of gif
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all these fuckin teenagers and their tiny-ass text and themes fuck off i’m not legolas
“what do your elf-eyes see, legolas”
“pastel grunge”
all these fuckin teenagers and their tiny-ass text and themes fuck off i’m not legolas
“what do your elf-eyes see, legolas”
“pastel grunge”
- my friends: you're so mean sometimes.
- me: i'm not here to make friends. i'm here to become america's next top model.
- ariana grande: *awesome female role model never really has done anything bad*
- ariana grande: *licks a DONUT says hates america*
- chris brown: *literally punches Rihanna in the face*
- media: ariana u need to apologize
- media: *drops all radio deals with ariana*
- media: *but literally moved past chris brown issue within a month and says he's changed and gone to counseling*
- ariana: *apologizes several times*
- media/yall: its still not enough!!! 63% of ur fanbase is American sweetie(: goodlu ck(:
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
sometimes i think i could model but then i remember that i’m unattractive and annoying
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
*14 yos following me* *becomes nervous* i gotta step it up… i gotta be a Role Model
